1 00:00:01,100 --> 00:00:05,640 John once told me that the only true friend you really have in the world is 2 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:06,640 money in your pocket. 3 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:09,260 That, I know, is complete bullshit. 4 00:00:10,380 --> 00:00:13,160 All of the following hustler stories, however, are true. 5 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:16,620 My tale begins and ends with shoes. 6 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:18,600 John's shoes. 7 00:01:10,250 --> 00:01:11,250 Shit! 8 00:01:38,860 --> 00:01:39,860 What time is it? 9 00:01:40,140 --> 00:01:41,760 7 a .m. 10 00:01:42,260 --> 00:01:43,260 No! 11 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:53,340 You all right, son? 12 00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:56,480 What do you think, old man? 13 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:58,220 Merry Christmas? 14 00:01:58,780 --> 00:02:00,160 Merry Christmas? 15 00:02:00,860 --> 00:02:02,680 Fuck Merry Christmas! 16 00:02:03,700 --> 00:02:05,520 You promised, Lane. 17 00:02:07,180 --> 00:02:08,520 We're all... 18 00:02:10,259 --> 00:02:15,800 Where nature's fruit grows on the tree. 19 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:22,380 Heaven on earth, that's where I stand. 20 00:02:23,980 --> 00:02:28,960 And I'm in the promised land. 21 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:35,520 Where Charlie's born, so is the king. 22 00:02:38,190 --> 00:02:42,350 The holy grail, the diamond ring. 23 00:02:43,950 --> 00:02:45,770 What's in the heart? 24 00:02:47,270 --> 00:02:49,130 What's in the hand? 25 00:02:50,830 --> 00:02:55,690 In your day, in the promised land. 26 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:58,770 Time I fatigue. 27 00:03:00,470 --> 00:03:05,570 Many tears and flowers get past the day. 28 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:12,260 Of those final hours, it's all to go. 29 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:19,040 And all you plan is to end up 30 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:22,260 in the promised land. 31 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:29,280 Rivers wide and oceans deep. 32 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:35,780 Miles to go before I sleep. 33 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:39,440 Angels sing. 34 00:03:40,980 --> 00:03:42,740 Lord God's for me. 35 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:46,160 How sweet it is. 36 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:49,220 In a promised land. 37 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:53,720 Al, Al, Al. 38 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:55,560 It's John. Where's Donna? 39 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,960 I know it's fucking early, but it's important, you fucker. 40 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:01,360 I'm kidding. 41 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:02,880 What? 42 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,080 You're kidding, you did? 43 00:04:05,820 --> 00:04:06,820 Hi, sport. 44 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:11,640 Al, I got a date. I got to go. I got to run. Got to, got to, got to. Listen, if 45 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:14,140 you hear from Donner, if you see him, tell him I'll be by soon. 46 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:15,640 Okay? Go. I really do. 47 00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:18,220 Man, I am starving. 48 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,360 I'm so fucking hungry. 49 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:21,660 I'm famished. 50 00:04:22,300 --> 00:04:25,860 It's not been what you call a gregarious morning, man. I mean, look. 51 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:30,940 Some motherfucker stole, just stole my sneak this morning, man. 52 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:33,040 My lucky sneaker bag. 53 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:35,520 Hello? 54 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:38,660 Good morning to you, too, baby. 55 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:43,080 Yeah, I know, I know. I wasn't expecting this either. Listen, I'm going into the 56 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:45,940 office for a little bit here. We got that rock and roll movie coming up next 57 00:04:45,940 --> 00:04:47,520 month, and I want to look at a few of those contracts. 58 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:49,440 I beg your pardon? 59 00:04:50,820 --> 00:04:51,820 Yeah, I'll hold. Sure. 60 00:04:51,980 --> 00:04:52,899 Yeah, I'll hold. 61 00:04:52,900 --> 00:04:55,660 So nothing bad's ever happened to me as long as I was wearing them suits. You 62 00:04:55,660 --> 00:04:57,040 know, I had them two fucking years. 63 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,540 Shit, they were my lucky charms. 64 00:04:59,860 --> 00:05:01,980 They was going to take me places, those sneaks. 65 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:04,440 What's that? 66 00:05:05,830 --> 00:05:07,390 But I hid my money in them. 67 00:05:08,150 --> 00:05:12,030 So now I'm dead broke and I'm really fucking hungry and tomorrow's my 68 00:05:12,850 --> 00:05:15,690 It's 7 .35 right now. 69 00:05:17,070 --> 00:05:24,010 I should be... Yeah, I should be 70 00:05:24,010 --> 00:05:25,010 another half hour or so. 71 00:05:25,970 --> 00:05:30,170 I gotta come up with a whole lot of money for my birthday party, man. Like, 72 00:05:30,170 --> 00:05:32,110 you ever stayed at the Park Plaza Hotel? 73 00:05:32,390 --> 00:05:34,650 Oh, honey, I got the 3 o 'clock tea time. 74 00:05:35,740 --> 00:05:37,220 Make sure everything's ready for us, will you? 75 00:05:37,540 --> 00:05:38,540 Bye. 76 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:41,900 Rock and roll movie, huh? 77 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:43,560 I can really act. 78 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:45,380 I really can, really. 79 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:50,040 You know, maybe I could do some acting for you now, like an improper audition. 80 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:52,940 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Please, please. 81 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:57,640 I'm going to be a big fucking star one of these days, man. 82 00:05:59,180 --> 00:06:00,180 A big star. 83 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:03,820 For sure. 84 00:06:06,460 --> 00:06:07,740 Sure, you want to get a little something to eat? 85 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:10,400 Not hungry? 86 00:07:05,219 --> 00:07:06,219 Me? Me? 87 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:11,960 You can't panhandle from me, man. I'm homeless. 88 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:13,560 Look at me. 89 00:07:14,580 --> 00:07:15,580 Look. 90 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:20,100 Homeless people can't panhandle from other homeless people, man. 91 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:22,400 What's that? 92 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:24,920 It's got to be give and take, man. 93 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:32,200 You can't fucking take from a taker, man. You got to take from a giver, not 94 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:33,200 another taker. 95 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,420 You understand what I'm saying, right? 96 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:39,920 Ah, fuck this, you mute. 97 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,360 You certainly are relentless, man. 98 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:53,600 You do not fucking give up, do you? 99 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:57,900 I like that. It's the only way to survive a day out here. 100 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:01,080 Here you go. Now, I don't want to see you around here no more. 101 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:02,880 Thanks, Elvis. No! 102 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:05,680 Don't! 103 00:08:05,820 --> 00:08:07,760 Don't! Don't! I don't want to hear it. 104 00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:09,420 I don't want to know you. 105 00:08:10,220 --> 00:08:12,560 Because believe me, I do not care. 106 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:17,960 People come and people go, man. The only thing that stays the same is the 107 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:20,580 boulevard. The boulevard never dies. 108 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Yo, what time is it? 109 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:24,860 See you later, mute. I think I'm late. 110 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,200 Merry Christmas. 111 00:08:27,740 --> 00:08:28,740 Hello? 112 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:31,680 This is Mr. John, the actor. 113 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,020 We spoke yesterday on the phone. 114 00:08:35,020 --> 00:08:36,020 Yes. 115 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:43,360 I've, let's just say, run into some obituary difficulties beyond my 116 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:46,360 control. All my vital stuff was stolen. 117 00:08:46,740 --> 00:08:47,740 Thanks. 118 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:53,240 Yeah. Well, now it seems I must first take care of these overt problems. 119 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:56,280 Seems like everyone's looking for John this morning. 120 00:08:56,580 --> 00:08:57,840 I know, and he ain't even at you. 121 00:08:58,740 --> 00:09:01,360 Thank you. I appreciate your excellent concern. 122 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,160 What's your name? 123 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:05,540 Paul. Well, thank you, Paul. 124 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,140 Could you hold on a second? 125 00:09:07,740 --> 00:09:09,540 I'm on the fucking phone here! 126 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:11,640 We know that. 127 00:09:13,980 --> 00:09:18,200 Listen, um, so I'll be in there at one o 'clock. Take care of my reservations. 128 00:09:18,420 --> 00:09:19,800 Settle up in cash. 129 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:22,960 Listen, um, Paul. 130 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,620 I was wondering about the room. 131 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:28,940 Jimmy, the warlock is up the street looking for your sweet ass, and he's 132 00:09:28,940 --> 00:09:30,260 about three blocks from finding it. 133 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,520 Could you just hold on a second, Paul? 134 00:09:34,060 --> 00:09:35,060 You're kidding, right? 135 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:38,640 And Nicky's looking for you, too, honey. Fuck you, brother. Wait till Nicky gets 136 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:40,520 here. No, no, no. Fuck Nicky. Where's Jimmy? 137 00:09:44,940 --> 00:09:48,080 Paul, could I, um... I'll see you at one o 'clock. 138 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:49,940 Take care of everything in cash. 139 00:09:50,780 --> 00:09:51,800 Okay. Thank you. 140 00:09:53,740 --> 00:09:57,680 Can you guys, uh, call Jimmy? Tell him you need warlock advice on Christmas 141 00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:00,180 shopping. Tell him something. You better run! 142 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:32,680 Dunner, dunner, dunner, dunner. 143 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:34,100 Leave me alone. 144 00:10:34,660 --> 00:10:36,040 Ah, you don't mean that. 145 00:10:38,340 --> 00:10:39,500 It's time, Dave. 146 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:40,740 Get up! 147 00:10:40,780 --> 00:10:41,780 Oh, man. 148 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:49,300 You just come in here to harass me, or do you want something? 149 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:52,340 What the fuck happened to you, man? 150 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:55,880 Me? Look at you, son. 151 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,880 What'd you do, roll a clown this morning, or what? 152 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:01,140 Must you always change the subject, Donner? 153 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,520 Nothing. Nothing, nothing. 154 00:11:09,780 --> 00:11:10,780 Nothing? 155 00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:13,440 Nothing, nothing? 156 00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:16,940 Nothing real. 157 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:19,100 All that tragedy. 158 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:27,060 Just last night, I met this very weird, weird gentleman. 159 00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:29,180 Nice gentleman's date. 160 00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:31,020 Okay, date. 161 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:35,220 Very, very weird, weird date. 162 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:39,540 Asked me to go up to his house in the hills with him. 163 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:50,580 And he had this long hallway in his house in the hills, and 164 00:11:50,580 --> 00:11:55,620 at one end he had this big bucket of grapefruits, all these big yellow 165 00:11:55,620 --> 00:12:01,090 grapefruits. and he went to the opposite end of the hallway, and he dropped his 166 00:12:01,090 --> 00:12:05,550 pants, and he bent over, and he showed me his ass, and he had this big, fucking 167 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,150 white, awful, hairy ass. 168 00:12:07,590 --> 00:12:09,170 It was so nasty. 169 00:12:09,450 --> 00:12:13,410 And then he wanted me to pinch that citrus at him, at his fucking hairy ass, 170 00:12:13,590 --> 00:12:15,830 while he got off. Can you believe that? 171 00:12:16,850 --> 00:12:19,650 You can imagine I started laughing and laughing and laughing. 172 00:12:20,370 --> 00:12:22,230 I mean, first of all, 173 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:25,850 I thought, like a girl, I probably couldn't even hit him if I wanted to. 174 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:32,620 And then just the thought of throwing grapefruit at this guy's hairy white 175 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:34,660 It's got to hurt. 176 00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:40,360 So anyway, I'm just laughing and laughing and laughing. 177 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:43,600 And this guy says that I'm ruining his high. 178 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:45,280 He said, you're ruining my high. 179 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,160 What fucking high? 180 00:12:48,540 --> 00:12:55,340 So I was still laughing. And this guy comes up to me and throws me 181 00:12:55,340 --> 00:12:56,340 against the wall. 182 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:58,560 And starts whacking me upside the head. 183 00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:09,920 And then he beats the shit out of me. And then I stop 184 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:10,920 laughing. 185 00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:18,800 Let's get the fuck out of here. 186 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,080 Okay, but I'm hungry. 187 00:13:28,110 --> 00:13:29,710 Look at the way you're dressed, Donna. 188 00:13:30,570 --> 00:13:32,150 Fucking homeless and I look bad. 189 00:13:32,710 --> 00:13:35,810 Yeah, I know, I know. You got seven shirts and seven pants. 190 00:13:36,350 --> 00:13:38,430 And you change for every day of the week. 191 00:13:38,670 --> 00:13:39,670 My, my. 192 00:13:40,610 --> 00:13:42,330 Hey, you should go back home. 193 00:13:42,790 --> 00:13:46,270 You're not cut out for the streets, man. You don't have the deposition for it. 194 00:13:46,790 --> 00:13:47,790 You mean disposition? 195 00:13:48,770 --> 00:13:50,290 No, I mean deposition. 196 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:51,730 Legal talk. 197 00:13:52,190 --> 00:13:54,490 Fine, all right. What do you fucking want from me? 198 00:13:59,079 --> 00:14:00,380 Money. How much? 199 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:04,660 300 bucks, man. Some motherfucker stole my sneaks. 200 00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:06,060 I don't got it. 201 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,060 My lucky sneaks, man. You know. 202 00:14:09,820 --> 00:14:11,640 That's the ones that we're going to take you places. 203 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,300 Fuck! Fucking golf shoes. 204 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,960 Can't trust anyone around here. The thieves. 205 00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:21,300 You're a woman, Tom. 206 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,620 What the fuck's that supposed to mean? 207 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:28,440 I heard you sold drugs for Jimmy the Warlock and then kept the money. 208 00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:30,700 I don't want to talk about it, man. 209 00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:35,280 Why'd you do it for, son? You know Jimmy works for the Popeye. I said I don't 210 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:36,840 want to fucking talk about it, okay? 211 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,440 Shit, here comes Eli. 212 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:44,840 You're dead. 213 00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:48,100 And a fine good morning to you too, Eli. 214 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:52,320 All for the Popeye, huh? Fuck, man! Does everybody know my fucking business 215 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,440 around here or what? 216 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,040 Or what? 217 00:14:55,310 --> 00:14:57,070 I told you the Popeye's serious, son. 218 00:14:57,670 --> 00:14:59,990 Popeye's bullshit. There's no fucking Popeye. 219 00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:01,410 No Popeye. 220 00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:06,490 No Popeye, right, John? Yeah. No Popeye. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No Popeye, right? Who 221 00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:07,349 else, John? 222 00:15:07,350 --> 00:15:09,450 It's beat up water up and down the boulevard. 223 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,149 John, huh? 224 00:15:11,150 --> 00:15:12,250 Checking out his world. 225 00:15:12,530 --> 00:15:13,750 Huh? Who else? 226 00:15:14,090 --> 00:15:15,090 Popeye, John. 227 00:15:15,110 --> 00:15:18,410 Bullshit fairy tale stories, man. I don't fucking buy it. 228 00:15:19,130 --> 00:15:21,370 Popeye's just like fucking Santa Claus, man. 229 00:15:21,610 --> 00:15:23,190 Nobody's ever seen either one of them. 230 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:24,490 At least together. 231 00:15:25,170 --> 00:15:26,230 No, no, no, no, no. 232 00:15:26,530 --> 00:15:27,530 No, check it out. 233 00:15:27,590 --> 00:15:28,630 Popeye's out here, bro. 234 00:15:29,050 --> 00:15:30,050 It's like the cops. 235 00:15:31,050 --> 00:15:34,770 Yeah, yeah. The cop, cop, cop. I don't want to hear it again, Eli. Not the 236 00:15:34,770 --> 00:15:35,770 fucking cops. 237 00:15:36,350 --> 00:15:38,110 Gotta watch out for the cops, bro. 238 00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:40,770 Gotta be careful of the cops, man. 239 00:15:40,990 --> 00:15:43,430 All the fucking cops. Listen, we gotta get to work, all right? 240 00:15:43,690 --> 00:15:48,130 All the fucking cops, bro! 241 00:15:48,930 --> 00:15:49,930 Shit, man! 242 00:15:53,070 --> 00:15:54,590 I don't know why I do this. 243 00:15:55,070 --> 00:15:56,810 Because you've been out here like six weeks? 244 00:15:57,870 --> 00:16:02,030 Seven. You still screwing up, man? If it wasn't for me, you'd be dead already. 245 00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:06,110 Oh, how could I ever live without you? 246 00:16:06,710 --> 00:16:08,430 Gotta watch out for yourself, man. 247 00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:15,250 Yo, tell me the first thing you do to protect yourself when you get picked up. 248 00:16:16,290 --> 00:16:17,290 All right. 249 00:16:17,370 --> 00:16:19,070 The first thing I do... 250 00:16:19,610 --> 00:16:23,030 Is I ask them if they are in any way affiliated with the L .A. Police 251 00:16:23,030 --> 00:16:24,270 Department. Right. 252 00:16:25,390 --> 00:16:28,170 I still don't see why I got to do that, son. I mean, they're not going to say 253 00:16:28,170 --> 00:16:29,430 yes. Just to get it on the record, man. 254 00:16:29,890 --> 00:16:30,890 What record? 255 00:16:30,910 --> 00:16:31,910 The record. 256 00:16:31,930 --> 00:16:32,930 It's legal. 257 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,930 How do you know so much about the law? 258 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,730 I date a lot of lawyers, man. I know. 259 00:16:41,570 --> 00:16:42,570 And then what? 260 00:16:44,010 --> 00:16:46,530 All right. Then I kiss them. 261 00:16:47,150 --> 00:16:48,770 Or ask them to touch my dick, right? 262 00:16:48,970 --> 00:16:49,970 Right. 263 00:16:50,550 --> 00:16:51,630 Because it's legal? 264 00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:52,910 Right. 265 00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:55,770 Cops, they can't touch your dick. They're taping everything. 266 00:16:56,010 --> 00:16:58,290 They touch your dick, you can get them for sexual molestation. 267 00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:02,570 I wouldn't exactly call touching my dick sexual molestation. 268 00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,030 I touch my dick all the time. 269 00:17:17,420 --> 00:17:18,420 Give him your best shit, man. 270 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:26,879 Excuse me. 271 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,060 Are you a prostitute? 272 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:30,600 Moi? 273 00:17:31,220 --> 00:17:32,320 I'm not a prostitute. 274 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,260 I'm an entertainer. 275 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:38,900 All right, just one more, folks. 276 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:42,380 All right, everybody, come on, move, move, move, move, move. 277 00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:43,660 Move. 278 00:17:45,490 --> 00:17:46,890 Now squeeze together. 279 00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:49,270 Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze. 280 00:17:50,210 --> 00:17:51,470 Oh, that is nice. 281 00:17:52,310 --> 00:17:57,590 Okay. Before we continue, I'm compelled to ask you folks a question. 282 00:17:58,690 --> 00:18:02,350 Are any of you in any way affiliated with the Los Angeles Police Department? 283 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,690 Good. Would you please touch my... Jeez! 284 00:18:08,010 --> 00:18:09,730 Thanks for the 20 bucks, man. 285 00:18:12,130 --> 00:18:13,850 So glad I can entertain y 'all. 286 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,050 I look right with the family around you, man. 287 00:18:19,670 --> 00:18:22,750 Stop it with all this family shit, son. Everybody's got a family. 288 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,310 I don't have no family. 289 00:18:26,450 --> 00:18:27,450 You got me. 290 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:31,650 Shouldn't I get some of that? 291 00:18:32,110 --> 00:18:33,110 No. 292 00:18:33,330 --> 00:18:35,410 Come on, I think I deserve at least half. 293 00:18:36,030 --> 00:18:38,070 Consider it part of your birthday present to me. 294 00:18:38,970 --> 00:18:39,970 Birthday? 295 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:41,250 It's tomorrow. 296 00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:42,850 On Christmas Day? 297 00:18:43,770 --> 00:18:44,770 So? 298 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,100 So I didn't know that, huh? 299 00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:53,880 Yeah, I never tell anyone, man, because I'm usually so disappointed on my 300 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:54,880 birthday. 301 00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:58,060 Not tomorrow, man. Tomorrow's going to be different. 302 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:00,100 Tomorrow I turn 21. 303 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,220 Tomorrow's just another day. 304 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:08,260 No, not for me. 305 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:12,860 I got me a room at the Park Plaza Hotel. 306 00:19:14,510 --> 00:19:15,690 I got me some heaven. 307 00:19:16,470 --> 00:19:18,770 One day and one night of doing it right. 308 00:19:19,370 --> 00:19:23,670 Drinking champagne, eating burgers, watching cable TV. 309 00:19:25,410 --> 00:19:27,150 I'm going to be somebody for a day. 310 00:19:29,930 --> 00:19:30,930 So, rich? 311 00:19:33,270 --> 00:19:34,270 Yeah. 312 00:19:35,110 --> 00:19:37,130 Supposed to check in early 9 o 'clock. 313 00:19:37,370 --> 00:19:38,790 You know, I wanted a full day, right? 314 00:19:39,490 --> 00:19:41,590 I'll spend my money, my luck, and sneeze. 315 00:19:44,890 --> 00:19:45,890 Sorry. 316 00:19:46,430 --> 00:19:48,910 I told the hotel I'd be there with the money at 1 o 'clock. 317 00:19:51,230 --> 00:19:52,550 Well, I'll go with you if you want. 318 00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:54,350 I'll do anything I can to help you. 319 00:19:55,330 --> 00:19:56,530 You don't have to do that. 320 00:19:56,970 --> 00:19:59,170 But I want to, okay? No, don't even touch me. 321 00:20:00,290 --> 00:20:01,290 What time is it? 322 00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:05,910 It's, uh, 10 .30. All right, I'll meet you here at 12. 323 00:20:06,610 --> 00:20:07,890 All right, don't be late. 324 00:20:08,550 --> 00:20:09,550 You mean late? 325 00:20:09,930 --> 00:20:10,930 Never. 326 00:21:56,410 --> 00:22:01,490 Nikki, baby, give me a fucking kiss, you sexy little thing. Don't you baby me, 327 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:04,950 you fucking smooth -talking, ass -licking, bleach -blah, motherfucking 328 00:22:05,310 --> 00:22:07,190 Oh, I love when you talk dirty. 329 00:22:08,130 --> 00:22:10,450 What the fuck were you listening to? We had plans, man. 330 00:22:11,110 --> 00:22:12,490 Business, darling, business. 331 00:22:15,010 --> 00:22:16,190 He always business. 332 00:22:18,890 --> 00:22:23,510 I expect a big, big Christmas present this year, John. Oh, yeah, baby. 333 00:22:24,130 --> 00:22:25,130 Big, baby. 334 00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:42,360 So what'd you get me then? 335 00:22:42,980 --> 00:22:43,980 Fuck, Nikki. 336 00:22:44,980 --> 00:22:46,480 I can't tell you that shit. 337 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:53,840 I want to, I really do, but, you know, Christmas ain't till tomorrow and there 338 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,060 wouldn't be no surprise then. 339 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:56,360 I can hardly wait. 340 00:22:57,380 --> 00:22:58,380 Golly, will you? 341 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:00,500 I gotta go, baby. What? 342 00:23:01,700 --> 00:23:05,280 Business. Listen, uh... What? I'll see you later, okay? 343 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:07,520 Okay? 344 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:08,720 What time is it? 345 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,940 I'm so sick of you always asking me the fucking time, you know? What time is it? 346 00:23:11,940 --> 00:23:14,600 Fucking what time is it? I don't know what fucking time it is, man! 347 00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:17,980 All right, Nikki, if that's the way you want to play it... I'm sorry, baby, it's 348 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:18,879 11 .15. 349 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:19,880 All right, come here. 350 00:23:20,460 --> 00:23:21,460 I'll see you later, okay? 351 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:27,440 So bad. 352 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:37,860 You all right? 353 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,080 You a cop? 354 00:23:43,940 --> 00:23:44,460 How 355 00:23:44,460 --> 00:23:51,460 do I know it's 356 00:23:51,460 --> 00:23:52,460 real? Oh. 357 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:00,980 Can you start with this? 358 00:24:05,140 --> 00:24:06,280 I like your style. 359 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:07,920 I'm in. 360 00:24:10,860 --> 00:24:13,860 But I'm in a hurry, Mr. Popper, so let's get a move on. 361 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:24,460 Hey, where you running from today, John? The cops, right? 362 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:28,300 Nothing, I guess. 363 00:24:33,290 --> 00:24:34,290 You can say that again. 364 00:24:35,610 --> 00:24:38,310 You really need some fucking help, bro, don't you? 365 00:24:40,150 --> 00:24:41,430 No, thanks. I'm all right. 366 00:24:44,210 --> 00:24:45,210 Hey, 367 00:24:47,690 --> 00:24:50,450 could borrow a buck for a little trim, bro? 368 00:24:51,370 --> 00:24:52,370 Yeah, sure. 369 00:24:52,650 --> 00:24:53,650 Yeah? 370 00:24:54,550 --> 00:24:55,790 How do you make money? 371 00:24:56,990 --> 00:24:58,350 How do you make money at work? 372 00:24:58,910 --> 00:24:59,910 Uh, hustle. 373 00:25:00,310 --> 00:25:01,550 Fucking thing, man. 374 00:25:01,930 --> 00:25:02,930 You? 375 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,040 People pick me up. 376 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,700 I gotta fake it sometimes, though, you know. 377 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:13,240 Fake what? 378 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:15,320 It. 379 00:25:18,140 --> 00:25:19,160 I can't. 380 00:25:21,780 --> 00:25:24,260 So, I gotta fake it. 381 00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:28,100 Really? 382 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:31,640 Let's check this out. 383 00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:46,210 Christmas Eve. Jesus Christ. 384 00:25:46,550 --> 00:25:50,130 Okay, okay, okay. I want you to stand up here. I want you to put your dick in my 385 00:25:50,130 --> 00:25:51,350 mouth. Okay, 386 00:25:52,970 --> 00:25:53,970 okay. 387 00:25:54,110 --> 00:25:56,630 I want you to put your dick in my mouth while I'm driving. 388 00:25:58,070 --> 00:25:59,230 You crazy motherfucker. 389 00:26:00,290 --> 00:26:01,810 Yeah, crazy. 390 00:26:06,850 --> 00:26:08,130 You're fucking with me, right? 391 00:26:08,910 --> 00:26:11,910 No, I want you to put your fucking dick in my mouth while I'm driving, okay? 392 00:26:13,070 --> 00:26:15,680 Man, how the fuck? How the fuck am I supposed to do that? It's broad daylight 393 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:19,380 out here. Come on, man. You better fucking slow down. You're going to get 394 00:26:19,380 --> 00:26:20,920 fucking killed, man. Yo, yo, yo! 395 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,740 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 396 00:26:27,580 --> 00:26:28,580 That's shocking. 397 00:26:29,260 --> 00:26:30,420 That's not bad, eh? 398 00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:34,980 You got that fuck, bro? 399 00:26:43,620 --> 00:26:46,100 Friendship ends where money begins, right? 400 00:26:46,780 --> 00:26:49,160 Hey, what are you doing for Christmas, Donner? 401 00:26:50,300 --> 00:26:51,360 Nothing. I'm Jewish. 402 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:55,800 It's still Christmas. It doesn't matter if you're Jewish, dude. 403 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,700 It's still fucking Christmas. 404 00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:01,640 What are you doing? 405 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:07,320 Man, I'm going to spend some quality time with myself. 406 00:27:08,100 --> 00:27:09,100 You know? 407 00:27:09,390 --> 00:27:11,110 Get to know me a little better. 408 00:27:11,590 --> 00:27:13,110 You know what I mean? Right. 409 00:27:17,490 --> 00:27:24,410 Are you 410 00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:25,410 crazy, man? 411 00:27:26,290 --> 00:27:28,990 You could have fucking killed us. What the fuck? 412 00:27:29,650 --> 00:27:30,670 I don't want to. 413 00:27:32,110 --> 00:27:33,670 Ah, fuck you, man. 414 00:28:36,810 --> 00:28:37,850 Yeah, bitch, we gonna wait all day. 415 00:28:38,130 --> 00:28:39,750 Hey. How you doing? 416 00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:42,390 Just waiting for John as usual. 417 00:28:43,010 --> 00:28:44,070 You late again? 418 00:28:44,670 --> 00:28:45,750 You're correct, David. 419 00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:51,190 Sting, you are so thin. Look at you. You are not a supermodel. That is not cute. 420 00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:52,009 Uh -uh. 421 00:28:52,010 --> 00:28:53,130 Doesn't John feed you? 422 00:28:55,130 --> 00:29:00,670 Are you two, uh, you know, fucking old? 423 00:29:01,970 --> 00:29:03,530 Me and John are just friends. 424 00:29:04,250 --> 00:29:05,510 You're just friends? Best friends. 425 00:29:05,890 --> 00:29:06,890 Ain't that nice? 426 00:29:07,250 --> 00:29:08,250 That's really nice. 427 00:29:09,390 --> 00:29:10,750 Have you boys seen Jimmy around? 428 00:29:11,130 --> 00:29:12,130 The warlock? 429 00:29:12,230 --> 00:29:13,230 Yeah. I don't know. 430 00:29:13,450 --> 00:29:15,390 Why? I'm looking for him. 431 00:29:17,430 --> 00:29:18,430 Aren't you scared? 432 00:29:20,950 --> 00:29:21,970 Do I look scared? 433 00:29:22,430 --> 00:29:24,510 All I know is that girl is scary, scary, scary. 434 00:29:27,110 --> 00:29:28,590 Ooh, here comes your husband, honey. 435 00:29:30,350 --> 00:29:31,350 What's up? 436 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:32,770 Where are your boys? 437 00:29:33,580 --> 00:29:34,580 You are bleeding. 438 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:38,580 Yeah, it's just a flesh wound. My last check got all shady on me and shit. 439 00:29:39,620 --> 00:29:44,240 But I still got 100 on me. I am good. 440 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:46,320 Are you hurt? I'm good. 441 00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:56,200 You sure you know what you're doing, man? 442 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:57,400 Of course I do. 443 00:29:57,700 --> 00:29:59,380 I used to want to be a nurse, you know. 444 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,760 I did. 445 00:30:03,750 --> 00:30:07,950 I fell in love with, like, those white outfits that they wear. Like, they got 446 00:30:07,950 --> 00:30:11,750 all those little white caps and white stockings and all that stuff. 447 00:30:15,490 --> 00:30:16,490 Hello. 448 00:30:17,630 --> 00:30:18,630 Dad's a doctor. 449 00:30:22,510 --> 00:30:23,510 Father's a doctor? 450 00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:25,090 A doctor? 451 00:30:25,770 --> 00:30:26,770 Huh. 452 00:30:27,390 --> 00:30:29,190 You guys must be rich, man. 453 00:30:29,690 --> 00:30:31,110 You're probably sending... 454 00:30:31,510 --> 00:30:33,050 Christmas money, no problem, right? 455 00:30:35,850 --> 00:30:40,330 The last time I saw my father, he told me I was dead as far as he's concerned. 456 00:30:42,550 --> 00:30:43,550 What'd you do? 457 00:30:45,290 --> 00:30:46,570 I told him I was gay. 458 00:30:53,630 --> 00:30:57,810 Put on your Saturday outfit, son. 459 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,380 Let's get the hell out of here. We got to get you to heaven. 460 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:25,560 Hey. 461 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,000 Are you sure you want to do this? 462 00:31:31,710 --> 00:31:32,710 Okay, but I don't know. 463 00:31:32,990 --> 00:31:34,290 I don't know if it's interesting. 464 00:31:35,790 --> 00:31:36,790 Don't worry. 465 00:31:37,450 --> 00:31:38,510 I'll make it all work out. 466 00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:40,990 I am a hustler after all, right? 467 00:31:42,910 --> 00:31:44,150 All right, Brad, this is it. 468 00:31:52,030 --> 00:31:53,030 Hi. 469 00:31:56,430 --> 00:31:57,750 What can I do for you today, sir? 470 00:31:58,510 --> 00:31:59,510 Uh, Paul? 471 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,900 It's Mr. John. We spoke a couple times on the phone. 472 00:32:03,140 --> 00:32:04,300 I'm sorry I'm late. 473 00:32:05,180 --> 00:32:06,420 Mr. John, of course. 474 00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:08,060 How are you, sir? 475 00:32:09,020 --> 00:32:13,440 Well, hasn't been the most righteous of days so far, as you know, Paul, but 476 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:14,840 that's life. 477 00:32:16,820 --> 00:32:18,340 There is always tomorrow, right? 478 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,480 That's right. 479 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:26,960 Wow. 480 00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:34,550 I'm doing this big rock and roll movie for Paramount. 481 00:32:35,310 --> 00:32:36,350 We're both actors. 482 00:32:38,350 --> 00:32:42,930 And we're what you call in character right now, right? 483 00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:44,670 I understand. 484 00:32:44,910 --> 00:32:46,410 Yeah, I played the lead singer. 485 00:32:47,030 --> 00:32:48,690 And he played the guitar player. 486 00:32:52,890 --> 00:32:55,170 Well, that sounds just wonderful, Mr. John. 487 00:32:56,990 --> 00:33:00,130 Listen, Paul, just between you and me, 488 00:33:02,060 --> 00:33:04,240 I was only able to come up with part of the money. 489 00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:08,980 There's this whole mix -up with Western Union. You understand how that shit 490 00:33:08,980 --> 00:33:09,980 happens, right? 491 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:11,800 Of course. 492 00:33:19,340 --> 00:33:20,340 Oh, no. 493 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:21,400 That's not necessary. 494 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:22,640 I insist. 495 00:33:22,780 --> 00:33:25,140 No, sir, you can pay your bill at the cashier when you check it. 496 00:33:27,300 --> 00:33:30,000 Listen, Paul, this is what we call good faith. 497 00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:33,200 You do good by me. I do good by you. 498 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:37,780 You know, the studio's trying to work things out right now, but it's Christmas 499 00:33:37,780 --> 00:33:39,680 and everybody leaves early. 500 00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,920 But I don't want you to have to worry about that, Paul. Listen, I'm going to 501 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,440 take care of that, okay? Sure you will. 502 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:45,820 I'll tell you what we'll do. 503 00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,280 Why don't I put the money in an envelope? 504 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:53,640 And I'll write your name and the room number on it. Is that all right, sir? 505 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,660 I'd really appreciate that, Paul. 506 00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,500 Lead singer in a rock and roll movie. Yeah, right. 507 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:04,500 It's all up there. 508 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:07,220 How much more do you need? 509 00:34:08,900 --> 00:34:13,679 Like 200 bucks. You should be able to make that no problem together. 510 00:34:15,580 --> 00:34:17,719 Just call your parents, Donna, and get the money. 511 00:34:19,540 --> 00:34:20,540 No. 512 00:34:20,940 --> 00:34:22,300 Come on, please, for me. 513 00:34:23,179 --> 00:34:24,179 Come on. 514 00:34:24,380 --> 00:34:25,380 Come on. 515 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:26,620 The bull's around the corner. 516 00:34:27,639 --> 00:34:28,639 Go. 517 00:34:31,299 --> 00:34:32,580 Hey. I'm gonna look around. 518 00:35:33,090 --> 00:35:34,090 No way. 519 00:35:34,450 --> 00:35:35,450 Why not? 520 00:35:35,790 --> 00:35:38,790 Because I'm not moving to some place called Camelot. That's why. 521 00:35:39,110 --> 00:35:41,870 It's not just some place. It's a Renaissance theme park. 522 00:35:42,150 --> 00:35:43,430 What are you talking about? 523 00:35:43,830 --> 00:35:47,470 It's got all these rides and horses and people dressed up like knights and shit. 524 00:35:48,010 --> 00:35:52,750 What? Back at East in Branson, Missouri, where all these stars play. It's like 525 00:35:52,750 --> 00:35:55,390 Vegas, but without all the gambling. And that's where your parents want you to 526 00:35:55,390 --> 00:35:56,610 go to a fucking theme park? 527 00:35:57,070 --> 00:35:58,070 What? 528 00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:02,660 My mom told me to call my cousin Dale. He's one of the managers in Camelot. 529 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:07,000 And so I did, and he said that he would set me up with a room and a job just 530 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,000 like that. 531 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,680 And then I told him about you and how I couldn't imagine leaving you here and 532 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,560 that we were a team and everything, and he said you could come. 533 00:36:13,820 --> 00:36:15,240 Are they going to send you any money? 534 00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:17,580 Not unless I go home. 535 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:23,240 And my mom said my dad won't let me back if I'm still gay, so... Camelot. 536 00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:25,160 Oh. 537 00:36:27,340 --> 00:36:30,540 Anyway, it's all really, really exciting. We're going to be lifeguards. 538 00:36:30,540 --> 00:36:33,020 I can't swim, and I hate the water, so just forget it. 539 00:36:36,380 --> 00:36:38,080 Listen, I'm real sorry. 540 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:44,860 I know, I know, I know. I promised to help you get the money for your hotel 541 00:36:44,860 --> 00:36:46,320 room, and I'm sorry about that. 542 00:36:47,140 --> 00:36:48,380 John, it's just a room. 543 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:53,460 And Branson will have a room for a long fucking time. 544 00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:00,480 Fuck you. That's a start. 545 00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:02,620 At least we're communicating now. 546 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:07,040 Come on, John. We can get off the street. 547 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:08,820 You can study your acting. 548 00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:12,300 I can save up money for school. We wouldn't have to deal with any of this 549 00:37:12,300 --> 00:37:14,040 anymore. It'd just be me and you. 550 00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:15,300 Fuck that, man. 551 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,100 Fuck Camelot. Fuck you. 552 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:18,680 Get in with all the fucks. 553 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:22,520 I wish you'd have counted on me, man. I fucking know better. 554 00:37:23,380 --> 00:37:24,740 People always let you down. 555 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:30,200 How about if I get the money for both of us? We can both stay in the hotel room 556 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,580 tonight and we'll both leave for Branson in the morning. 557 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:33,880 Leave me alone. 558 00:37:33,940 --> 00:37:35,320 Just go by your fucking self. 559 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:37,540 I can't. I need you. 560 00:37:37,900 --> 00:37:38,900 Fuck you. 561 00:37:40,180 --> 00:37:43,020 Fuck it all with all the fuck you's. I know you care about me. 562 00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:45,680 You crazy man. 563 00:37:45,980 --> 00:37:47,340 I don't give a shit about you. 564 00:37:47,780 --> 00:37:48,780 I use you. 565 00:37:50,180 --> 00:37:51,260 Just fuck off. 566 00:37:51,540 --> 00:37:52,540 Leave me alone. 567 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,420 I'm not going to leave you alone, John. I'm not that kind. 568 00:37:57,940 --> 00:37:59,320 You're fucking crazy. 569 00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:03,520 You're not my fucking best friend. I don't have any friends. 570 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,000 Joe. 571 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:07,760 I'm not. 572 00:38:08,060 --> 00:38:09,180 Leave me alone! 573 00:38:10,220 --> 00:38:13,380 I don't fucking need you. I don't need anybody, okay? 574 00:39:03,210 --> 00:39:04,570 John. Hello. 575 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,780 Sorry, I don't have any money or anything. 576 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:55,100 How much would two one -way tickets to Branson be? 577 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,440 $2 .60? 578 00:40:01,660 --> 00:40:02,980 All right. Thanks. 579 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,280 So nice to see you, John. 580 00:40:36,780 --> 00:40:38,500 It's nice to be seen, Manny. 581 00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:40,980 Where are the wife and kid? 582 00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:43,300 Last minute shopping. 583 00:40:49,020 --> 00:40:50,020 Go now. 584 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:51,400 Go now. 585 00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:53,520 What if they come back? 586 00:40:53,980 --> 00:40:57,780 You know, I do not need any more drama today. 587 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,540 I mean, trust me on that, Manny. 588 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,100 It has been quite a fucking day. 589 00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:05,520 I need time. 590 00:41:12,620 --> 00:41:14,280 Stop it, Manny. 591 00:41:16,180 --> 00:41:17,180 Shit. 592 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:26,340 Manny, I am so tired. I've been running all fucking day. 593 00:41:37,740 --> 00:41:39,380 I got you a little Christmas present, John. 594 00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:43,840 You didn't have to do that, Manny. But I wanted to, Joe. 595 00:41:45,180 --> 00:41:46,180 Go get it, Manny. 596 00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:48,440 Okay, Joe. 597 00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,860 Actually, Manny, I just came by to ask you for a little favor. 598 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:16,760 Merry Christmas, John. 599 00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:19,040 Thank you, Manny. 600 00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:24,380 But really, the reason I came by today is because I have to ask you for a big 601 00:42:24,380 --> 00:42:25,980 favor. What, John? 602 00:42:27,340 --> 00:42:28,600 I need to borrow some money. 603 00:42:30,060 --> 00:42:32,880 You know, I'll pay you back or I could work it off. 604 00:42:35,180 --> 00:42:37,200 Is this some kind of a blackmail scheme? 605 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:39,460 No, it's my birthday tomorrow. 606 00:42:39,930 --> 00:42:43,350 Because if this is some kind of a blackmail scheme, I will not have it in 607 00:42:43,350 --> 00:42:44,990 house. I will not have it. 608 00:42:46,450 --> 00:42:48,990 Not blackmail, for God's sake, Manny. 609 00:42:50,250 --> 00:42:52,830 I'm just, I'm in a bind. I need to borrow some money. 610 00:42:53,110 --> 00:42:56,570 You know, just a couple hundred bucks. I don't want to hear any more of this. 611 00:42:56,630 --> 00:42:58,810 Please, no more. Now open the present. 612 00:42:59,510 --> 00:43:03,610 Manny. Open the present. Open the present. Open the present. Open the 613 00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:08,280 Christmas, everybody. 614 00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,060 Come on, please, sing out. Sing out. 615 00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:13,460 Mother and child. 616 00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:16,400 Where are you going? 617 00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:18,900 Well, I'm already late for my next delivery, sir. 618 00:44:21,900 --> 00:44:23,160 See my new watch? 619 00:44:23,700 --> 00:44:30,640 It says 309, and I was supposed to be somewhere in 304. But don't we have some 620 00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:31,640 unfinished business? 621 00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:32,999 No. 622 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,040 Your wife already took care of it, sir. 623 00:45:38,129 --> 00:45:40,930 Mm -hmm 624 00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:00,860 Where's my fucking hat? 625 00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:06,900 Where are my fucking shoes, man? I want my goddamn hat back. I want my goddamn 626 00:46:06,900 --> 00:46:07,900 hat back. 627 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:09,600 John, 628 00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:12,200 John, John, John. 629 00:46:12,780 --> 00:46:14,220 Jimmy. Come on, man. 630 00:46:14,740 --> 00:46:15,740 Come on. 631 00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:20,580 Fellas. I hope you kill the fucking asshole. 632 00:46:32,940 --> 00:46:34,280 You've been doing this long? 633 00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:37,240 Yeah, long enough. 634 00:46:38,220 --> 00:46:39,220 Huh? 635 00:46:39,660 --> 00:46:41,040 I said long enough. 636 00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:42,400 Oh. 637 00:46:42,860 --> 00:46:44,100 I like them fresh. 638 00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:54,540 Are you in any way affiliated with the Los Angeles Police Department? 639 00:46:55,580 --> 00:46:56,580 What? 640 00:46:58,200 --> 00:46:59,360 Are you a cop? 641 00:47:00,780 --> 00:47:04,180 What the hell kind of question is that? Why would I be a cop? 642 00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:06,480 Come on, Jimmy, you know what? 643 00:47:10,860 --> 00:47:14,160 You took money, man. 644 00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:19,420 You took money that wasn't yours. 645 00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:21,840 And that's bad, I know. 646 00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:24,640 It's really bad, man. 647 00:47:26,460 --> 00:47:28,520 You must be joking, Jimmy. 648 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:33,240 No. I never take anything that isn't mine, Jimmy. You know that. 649 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,560 I'm not scandalous like that. 650 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,940 I try to keep good karma. It keeps me all alive and shit. 651 00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:40,280 Karma? 652 00:47:41,020 --> 00:47:43,560 No, see, you don't talk to Jimmy about karma, man. 653 00:47:43,780 --> 00:47:45,440 I'm a fucking Buddhist, remember? 654 00:47:46,700 --> 00:47:48,820 I mean, Jimmy knows all about karma, right? 655 00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:50,440 Fuck yeah. 656 00:47:52,380 --> 00:47:54,700 Then you know what I'm talking about then, Jimmy. 657 00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,180 No, the one thing I know is that... 658 00:47:58,600 --> 00:47:59,840 You're going to take off your shoes. 659 00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:01,800 What? 660 00:48:02,020 --> 00:48:03,680 Come on, man, take your shoes off. 661 00:48:04,580 --> 00:48:05,580 My shoes? 662 00:48:06,620 --> 00:48:08,080 I'll take my shoes off. 663 00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:16,040 See, now, everybody knows that you keep your fucking money in your shoes, John. 664 00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:17,720 Now, come on, come on, please. 665 00:48:18,420 --> 00:48:21,660 Don't fuck with Jimmy no more. Either you take them off. 666 00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:29,200 Oh, Mick's will. 667 00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:31,500 Take my shoes, man. 668 00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:43,520 Aren't you a bit, shall we say, long in the tooth to be doing this? 669 00:48:44,460 --> 00:48:46,320 Never too old to be doing this. 670 00:48:48,020 --> 00:48:49,680 And what exactly is this? 671 00:48:52,580 --> 00:48:54,040 I want to spank you. 672 00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:57,320 On what? 673 00:48:58,680 --> 00:48:59,680 Spike, yeah. 674 00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:04,840 You're joking, right? 675 00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:06,460 No joking. 676 00:49:09,060 --> 00:49:12,200 Well, I'm sorry, sir, but I don't go in for that kinky sort of stuff. 677 00:49:13,620 --> 00:49:17,040 What do you mean? You're a prostitute. What in the Sam hell do you go in for, 678 00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:18,120 then? 679 00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:20,600 For one thing, I am not a prostitute. 680 00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:24,840 I'm an entertainer. And for two, I do not enjoy violence. 681 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:26,200 Screw that. 682 00:49:28,490 --> 00:49:30,070 Pull over. No. 683 00:49:31,370 --> 00:49:32,950 I won't ask again. 684 00:49:33,350 --> 00:49:35,810 Then don't. Let me out. 685 00:49:36,630 --> 00:49:37,630 Shut up. 686 00:49:40,310 --> 00:49:42,910 I really... I said shut up. 687 00:49:47,770 --> 00:49:50,930 Here I am. 688 00:49:52,070 --> 00:49:53,950 Thinking that we're friends, John. 689 00:49:58,440 --> 00:49:59,540 I mean, why fuck me? 690 00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:05,500 Why take money that's not yours? 691 00:50:08,780 --> 00:50:10,240 I mean, am I bad? 692 00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:13,960 I mean, am I? 693 00:50:18,020 --> 00:50:19,020 No. 694 00:50:19,580 --> 00:50:22,720 You owe the man $300. 695 00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:27,760 The man is all business. 696 00:50:29,100 --> 00:50:31,400 Don't give a fuck about what you're going to. 697 00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,560 He just wants his fucking money. 698 00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:35,880 You know? 699 00:50:36,180 --> 00:50:38,220 Thomas Boulevard, man. I'm getting it. 700 00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:39,760 When? 701 00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:41,960 Tomorrow. 702 00:50:42,860 --> 00:50:43,860 Bad, 703 00:50:45,340 --> 00:50:46,600 bad, bad, bad, bad. 704 00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:50,940 See, the Popeye wants his money today. 705 00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:53,520 Today? 706 00:50:54,620 --> 00:50:56,860 Man. No buts, man. 707 00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,180 Then you got to 12 o 'clock tonight. 708 00:51:00,740 --> 00:51:01,900 The end of the day. 709 00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:04,060 And that's it. 710 00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:06,480 You're done. 711 00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:11,040 But Jimmy, it's Christmas tomorrow. 712 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:12,360 Tonight. 713 00:51:13,500 --> 00:51:15,740 You better have my other 280, man. 714 00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:19,360 180. 715 00:51:20,700 --> 00:51:21,700 What? 716 00:51:22,620 --> 00:51:24,520 I only owe you 180, man. 717 00:51:26,570 --> 00:51:28,990 I owed you 300, and you just took 120. 718 00:51:30,110 --> 00:51:31,110 Huh? 719 00:51:32,010 --> 00:51:34,070 That means I'll owe you 180, man. 720 00:51:35,450 --> 00:51:36,450 Yeah. 721 00:51:36,670 --> 00:51:37,670 What? 722 00:51:42,710 --> 00:51:43,710 You sure, man? 723 00:51:44,930 --> 00:51:46,170 Yeah, I'm sure, man. 724 00:51:46,570 --> 00:51:48,310 You fucking better be sure, man. 725 00:51:50,470 --> 00:51:53,150 Look, you just better have it, all right? 726 00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:56,920 That's all Jimmy can tell you man. 727 00:51:58,460 --> 00:52:02,000 Either you have it or you're done for man. 728 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,000 Are you hungry? 729 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:24,420 I'm starving to death man. 730 00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:49,360 What's your name, man? 731 00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:51,840 John. 732 00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:55,840 Oh, man. 733 00:53:58,460 --> 00:54:00,500 What do you know? We're both Johns. 734 00:54:06,940 --> 00:54:13,440 Merry Christmas. 735 00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:28,200 Thank you. 736 00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:03,040 Where's daughter? 737 00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:07,820 You need him? 738 00:55:08,660 --> 00:55:09,660 Yeah. 739 00:55:12,740 --> 00:55:13,800 Around the corner. 740 00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:18,060 Around the corner. 741 00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:20,120 Thanks, bro. 742 00:55:24,460 --> 00:55:25,740 Oh, man. 743 00:55:25,980 --> 00:55:26,980 What the fuck happened? 744 00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:29,020 What happened to you? Are you all right? 745 00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:36,240 Are you okay? 746 00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:38,620 Yeah, I'm fine. Look at you, you're a mess. 747 00:55:46,460 --> 00:55:47,460 I'm sorry. 748 00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:53,400 You don't gotta apologize to me about the way you look. 749 00:55:53,760 --> 00:56:00,740 Look that way or something, just for, 750 00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:01,760 you know. 751 00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:06,920 I'm sorry about the stuff I said to you. 752 00:56:07,660 --> 00:56:08,900 You didn't mean it, man. 753 00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:13,580 I didn't think you did either. 754 00:56:19,020 --> 00:56:20,020 Let's get out of here. 755 00:56:22,460 --> 00:56:24,320 Okay, where are we going? Where do you think? 756 00:56:27,220 --> 00:56:28,220 Home. 757 00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:47,540 The bus leaves for Branson at about 7 .30 tomorrow morning. And the tickets 758 00:56:47,540 --> 00:56:48,760 like $130 each. 759 00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:56,540 And I figure we need like about $300 just to cover little extras and 760 00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:00,140 And then we'll be on our way to Branson. 761 00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:01,840 Missouri. 762 00:57:02,340 --> 00:57:03,640 Very good, Missouri. 763 00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:08,980 Before you know it, we're going to be sitting by the pool. 764 00:57:09,660 --> 00:57:11,320 Sipping pina coladas, mon ami. 765 00:57:11,860 --> 00:57:13,280 Not while we're working, man. 766 00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:17,480 Just an expression, son. 767 00:57:18,860 --> 00:57:19,860 Yeah. 768 00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:24,480 Anyway, we're gonna be the best damn lifeguards they ever had in Camelot. 769 00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:27,200 You bet. 770 00:57:27,340 --> 00:57:28,780 Sure as we learn how to swim. 771 00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:30,360 Right. 772 00:57:33,660 --> 00:57:35,180 How much money you got, Steve? 773 00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:38,860 I only got, like, uh... 774 00:57:39,180 --> 00:57:41,720 20 bucks. Well, that's 20 more bucks than I got. 775 00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:45,780 Hey, what about Jimmy the Warlock and the Popeye? 776 00:57:47,180 --> 00:57:48,520 Don't worry about Jimmy. 777 00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:49,900 I already paid him 120. 778 00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:51,840 It's my problem. 779 00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:54,580 It's our problem. 780 00:57:55,220 --> 00:57:56,500 It's the of me now, right? 781 00:57:57,380 --> 00:58:00,800 Right. And you're staying here until I get the money. 782 00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:03,160 Fuck that. 783 00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:05,480 Forget about it, man. What time is it? 784 00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:08,920 By the time I gave you your Christmas present, son. 785 00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:10,820 Now. 786 00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:15,920 What? 787 00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:19,320 What's so funny? 788 00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:23,480 Now maybe you'll be on time for once. 789 00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:29,760 Thanks, man. 790 00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:31,920 Thanks a lot. 791 00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:34,280 But, you know, you don't have to worry. 792 00:58:35,020 --> 00:58:37,420 You know me, I'm always right on time. 793 00:58:37,700 --> 00:58:38,700 Yeah, right. 794 00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:49,220 Mr. John. 795 00:59:03,850 --> 00:59:05,170 Are you all set to check in, sir? 796 00:59:08,210 --> 00:59:12,030 Unfortunately, I'm not going to be able to stay here tonight. 797 00:59:12,930 --> 00:59:14,890 I'm sorry, sir. I didn't hear what you said. 798 00:59:19,030 --> 00:59:25,510 Unfortunately, Paul, I'm unable to stay here tonight. 799 00:59:28,650 --> 00:59:29,930 I'm sorry to hear that, sir. 800 00:59:30,950 --> 00:59:32,150 Yeah, me too. 801 00:59:34,670 --> 00:59:35,670 I know. 802 00:59:39,510 --> 00:59:46,210 You must be shooting on 803 00:59:46,210 --> 00:59:47,210 location. 804 00:59:48,710 --> 00:59:49,710 What? 805 00:59:50,710 --> 00:59:52,950 I take it that you're shooting your movie on location. 806 00:59:55,270 --> 00:59:58,170 And that's why you'll be unable to spend the night here. Isn't that right, sir? 807 00:59:59,690 --> 01:00:00,690 Right, right. 808 01:00:03,340 --> 01:00:04,340 Shooting on location. 809 01:00:07,620 --> 01:00:09,120 In a place called Camelot. 810 01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:11,680 Oh, that sounds mythical, sir. 811 01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:14,300 Uh, no. 812 01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:17,020 Actually, Paul, it's a theme park. 813 01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:19,680 Places back east that all the stars go to. 814 01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:25,100 Well, I take it that you'll be needing this, sir? 815 01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:29,800 Whoa, no. 816 01:00:30,090 --> 01:00:33,090 No, that's a down payment, Paul. I don't expect that back. 817 01:00:33,430 --> 01:00:34,570 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 818 01:00:35,130 --> 01:00:37,650 No, sir, you gave this to me in good faith, and that's how I'm returning it. 819 01:00:38,090 --> 01:00:39,310 In good faith. Thank you. 820 01:00:44,410 --> 01:00:51,270 I just... really wish I could have enjoyed your hospitality 821 01:00:51,270 --> 01:00:52,270 here tonight. 822 01:00:52,550 --> 01:00:53,550 I really do. 823 01:00:54,510 --> 01:00:55,510 I understand. 824 01:00:57,770 --> 01:01:01,470 And I hope that you'll come and visit us when you have the chance. 825 01:01:03,670 --> 01:01:04,990 When you finish shooting the movie. 826 01:01:07,250 --> 01:01:08,470 I won't do that, Paul. 827 01:01:09,050 --> 01:01:10,670 I will definitely do that. 828 01:01:25,370 --> 01:01:26,370 Nobody. 829 01:01:46,899 --> 01:01:50,700 Oh, my baby. 830 01:01:57,360 --> 01:02:00,140 But now another day has gone. 831 01:02:05,580 --> 01:02:08,140 I've got no one to talk with. 832 01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:15,860 Don't even know I'm living, baby. 833 01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:20,940 Hold on, man. 834 01:02:22,860 --> 01:02:23,860 Nikki. 835 01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:25,840 Jamie. 836 01:02:40,339 --> 01:02:45,240 I really gotta 837 01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:50,360 do 838 01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:54,640 this it's Madonna 839 01:02:58,860 --> 01:03:00,160 Nicky, he's my friend, you know? 840 01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:10,660 Nicky. Hold the fuck on. 841 01:03:11,140 --> 01:03:15,040 Come on, Nicky. I can't do this. Not now, you know? 842 01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:20,260 What? What can you... Fuck you, man! 843 01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:22,400 Don't fucking hit me. 844 01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:40,620 Come on, Nicky, look, I'm putting it on. 845 01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:43,720 Oh, it's beautiful. 846 01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:45,740 Nicky, look at this watch. 847 01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:02,200 I heard you was looking for Jimmy. 848 01:04:06,380 --> 01:04:07,800 I need to talk to him. 849 01:04:08,590 --> 01:04:09,990 To you. 850 01:04:12,510 --> 01:04:13,510 Yes. 851 01:04:19,590 --> 01:04:20,590 Alone? 852 01:04:26,310 --> 01:04:27,510 Jimmy is alone. 853 01:04:30,270 --> 01:04:32,150 Come into Jimmy's office, man. 854 01:04:33,270 --> 01:04:34,270 Hey. 855 01:04:35,310 --> 01:04:36,310 That's right. 856 01:04:44,970 --> 01:04:49,390 I just want to tell you, this is my first time. 857 01:04:51,910 --> 01:04:53,230 First time for what? 858 01:04:54,610 --> 01:04:56,210 Cruising fucking Santa Claus? 859 01:04:57,410 --> 01:04:59,690 No, it is. It's my first time. 860 01:05:01,030 --> 01:05:02,830 Wow. Congratulations. 861 01:05:05,310 --> 01:05:06,310 What's your name? 862 01:05:06,790 --> 01:05:07,790 Rex. 863 01:05:08,770 --> 01:05:09,770 What's yours? 864 01:05:11,450 --> 01:05:12,450 John. 865 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:15,000 Hey, Rex. 866 01:05:16,620 --> 01:05:19,400 You ever stay at the Park Plaza Hotel, Rex? 867 01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:21,920 No. Why? 868 01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:23,820 Ah, forget it. 869 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:26,000 Okay. 870 01:05:28,100 --> 01:05:33,060 Shit, Rex, I'm hungry. Maybe we can stop and get something to eat first. 871 01:05:34,620 --> 01:05:35,620 Yo, Rex. 872 01:05:36,100 --> 01:05:38,520 Could you maybe, like, pick me up an orange drink? 873 01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:39,800 Yeah. 874 01:05:40,060 --> 01:05:41,900 And, uh, maybe, like... 875 01:05:42,110 --> 01:05:43,630 Pack, uh, smokes for yourself. 876 01:05:45,210 --> 01:05:46,910 I'm just gonna watch the car. 877 01:06:00,690 --> 01:06:02,010 John Wayne? 878 01:06:22,640 --> 01:06:25,660 Okay, I got John's money for you, Jimmy. 879 01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:27,840 The money he owes to Popeye. 880 01:06:30,140 --> 01:06:31,140 Oh, that's good. 881 01:06:35,500 --> 01:06:36,500 That's real. 882 01:06:44,820 --> 01:06:51,600 Where'd you get this money for 883 01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:52,600 Jimmy? 884 01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:00,340 Must be a good one. 885 01:07:05,380 --> 01:07:06,380 180, right? 886 01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:08,200 No. 887 01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:09,860 It's 300, man. He stole 300. 888 01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:20,000 John said he already paid you 120. That means he only owes you 180. 889 01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:23,080 I look like I give a fuck about what John says. 890 01:07:23,700 --> 01:07:25,700 I said 300. You understand that? Huh? 891 01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:30,019 But it's 180. 892 01:07:30,020 --> 01:07:32,380 But it's 180. Hey, shut up! 893 01:07:33,500 --> 01:07:34,860 Don't talk when I'm talking to you. 894 01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:36,400 Fuck. 895 01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:42,340 Your face is toe up, man. 896 01:07:42,620 --> 01:07:43,620 You know what I mean? 897 01:07:44,580 --> 01:07:47,000 I don't think you need any more help, but I might be able to do a little 898 01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:48,740 something on the other side. You know what I mean? 899 01:07:49,620 --> 01:07:52,480 Tell you what, I'm just going to grab you. You like that? 900 01:08:01,370 --> 01:08:02,490 Now leave John alone. 901 01:08:02,830 --> 01:08:04,210 John is my best friend. 902 01:08:05,590 --> 01:08:07,070 Tomorrow's a big day for him. 903 01:08:07,630 --> 01:08:08,750 You leave him alone. 904 01:08:09,510 --> 01:08:14,390 Get the fuck out of my face, boy. 905 01:08:19,770 --> 01:08:21,090 John's even with Jimmy. 906 01:08:22,590 --> 01:08:25,090 But you... Yeah. 907 01:08:25,689 --> 01:08:27,609 You better get the fuck on the bus. 908 01:08:34,580 --> 01:08:35,899 Pretty lucky to be alive. 909 01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:39,540 We need to talk, Rex. 910 01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:41,960 Okay, shoot. 911 01:08:43,020 --> 01:08:46,920 Listen, I don't have a lot of time to explain here, and I'm really sorry about 912 01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:50,160 that, but I'm going to have to ask you for your money. 913 01:08:51,220 --> 01:08:53,800 Sure, I expect to pay you, I know that. 914 01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:55,040 No, no. 915 01:08:55,660 --> 01:08:56,720 I mean right now. 916 01:08:58,439 --> 01:08:59,439 All of it. 917 01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:02,859 What? I don't know... 918 01:09:04,809 --> 01:09:06,950 Listen, don't make me get rough. 919 01:09:10,290 --> 01:09:11,290 John. 920 01:09:12,350 --> 01:09:13,350 John. 921 01:09:13,670 --> 01:09:15,229 John, John, John. 922 01:09:15,490 --> 01:09:16,770 John, John, John, John, John, John. 923 01:09:17,090 --> 01:09:18,090 John. 924 01:09:19,029 --> 01:09:20,029 Fuck. 925 01:09:20,470 --> 01:09:21,470 Pull over, man. 926 01:09:22,170 --> 01:09:23,170 I'm soaked. 927 01:09:23,390 --> 01:09:25,170 I'm fucking soaked. 928 01:09:25,710 --> 01:09:26,710 Oh, shit. 929 01:09:27,970 --> 01:09:31,430 Get out of the fucking car and don't get fucking stupid on me, man. 930 01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:40,260 I don't fucking believe this, man. 931 01:09:40,939 --> 01:09:41,939 Look at this. 932 01:09:42,660 --> 01:09:46,000 These were supposed to be my Saturday and Sunday clothes, man. 933 01:09:47,500 --> 01:09:49,100 I'm so sick of this, man. 934 01:09:49,960 --> 01:09:53,000 All day I've been fucking up my fucking clothes. I'm sorry. 935 01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:54,440 I'm sorry. 936 01:09:56,100 --> 01:10:00,800 Great, I'm sorry. Fuck you. Give me your wallet. No, listen, I'm real sorry 937 01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:03,160 about messing up your clothes. Okay, just relax. 938 01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:06,080 If you want, I'll buy you a new pair. 939 01:10:07,370 --> 01:10:10,510 I don't think you fucking get it, John Wayne from Glendale. 940 01:10:11,510 --> 01:10:14,850 What do you think your friends and family would say if they knew you were 941 01:10:14,850 --> 01:10:19,870 here cruising, Christmas Eve, looking for a little stocking stuffer, huh, 942 01:10:21,010 --> 01:10:22,190 You must be joking. 943 01:10:23,190 --> 01:10:24,390 Do I look funny, man? 944 01:10:27,030 --> 01:10:28,030 Huh? 945 01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:33,740 Listen, I need a lot of money. A lot, a lot of money. I gotta get me and a 946 01:10:33,740 --> 01:10:36,780 friend to a renaissance theme park, so give me a fucking wallet. 947 01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:39,600 Fuck! 948 01:10:41,940 --> 01:10:42,940 I'm sorry, John. 949 01:10:49,380 --> 01:10:50,380 42 bucks? 950 01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:54,920 42 fucking dollars? 951 01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:59,280 42 fucking... I don't believe this! 952 01:11:00,010 --> 01:11:01,010 That's all I brought. 953 01:11:02,670 --> 01:11:03,670 Fuck! 954 01:11:04,470 --> 01:11:05,470 Shit! 955 01:11:06,830 --> 01:11:10,870 I need a lot of fucking money, man. A lot of fucking money. 956 01:11:12,850 --> 01:11:14,530 I'm running out of time, John. 957 01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:18,980 Fuck are you doing down here with all these fucking strawberry tarts, man? 958 01:12:19,540 --> 01:12:21,680 Just taking care of some business, that's all. 959 01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:24,260 You? Business? 960 01:12:25,740 --> 01:12:28,880 These motherfuckers will kill you for your fucking shoes, man. 961 01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:30,960 Not me. 962 01:12:33,220 --> 01:12:35,200 Not me? Are you feeling okay? 963 01:12:35,860 --> 01:12:36,860 Never better. 964 01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:38,320 Never better. 965 01:12:38,580 --> 01:12:41,580 What kind of business are you taking care of down here, bitch? 966 01:12:43,740 --> 01:12:46,460 Look at you, son. What did you do? Did you piss in your pants? 967 01:12:47,040 --> 01:12:48,920 Fucking try to change the subject, Donna. 968 01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:51,240 Don't get all pissy on me. 969 01:12:51,640 --> 01:12:55,120 Just because you pissed in your pants. I didn't fucking piss in my pants. 970 01:12:55,580 --> 01:12:56,580 Fuck! 971 01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:01,120 Oh, man. Forget about it. 972 01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:06,160 Man, one more day and we're set. 973 01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:08,380 Why? How much you got? 974 01:13:09,340 --> 01:13:10,460 140 bucks. 975 01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:13,280 Me too. 976 01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:15,520 What? 977 01:13:16,260 --> 01:13:17,260 I do. 978 01:13:17,580 --> 01:13:19,220 I hustled it just like you. 979 01:13:19,840 --> 01:13:21,300 You fucking hustled that? 980 01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:27,060 I'm proud of you, son. 981 01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:30,940 We got it, man. I'm proud of you. I taught you good shit. 982 01:13:31,180 --> 01:13:32,960 I told you I'd turn you into a hustler. 983 01:13:46,780 --> 01:13:47,940 There it is, baby. 984 01:13:49,140 --> 01:13:50,140 Mr. 985 01:13:50,340 --> 01:13:54,180 John's last days. Come on, John. Let's just get out of here. We got to go to 986 01:13:54,180 --> 01:13:56,860 bed. Let's just get out of here. You're crazy. No, man, not yet. 987 01:13:57,120 --> 01:14:01,300 We need a little more so we can do it right. 988 01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:03,560 All right, let me take it. I'll go. 989 01:14:04,660 --> 01:14:05,660 No, man. 990 01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:07,920 Listen, I really, I want to do this. 991 01:14:08,840 --> 01:14:09,840 Come on. 992 01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:13,360 I want to. 993 01:14:17,230 --> 01:14:19,230 Man, I gotta do this for both of us. 994 01:14:20,890 --> 01:14:21,890 Listen. 995 01:14:23,170 --> 01:14:24,170 Take the money. 996 01:14:25,350 --> 01:14:26,450 Go buy the tickets. 997 01:14:26,770 --> 01:14:30,310 I'll meet you back at the Chesterfield at 12 o 'clock. Swear to God. 998 01:14:31,970 --> 01:14:35,010 John, don't go. Come on, there's some stuff I want to talk to you about. About 999 01:14:35,010 --> 01:14:36,270 Jimmy and this morning. 1000 01:14:36,510 --> 01:14:38,790 There's a bunch of stuff. 1001 01:14:39,210 --> 01:14:42,790 Man, we don't have to worry about that shit anymore. We don't have to worry 1002 01:14:42,790 --> 01:14:44,290 about any of this shit anymore. 1003 01:14:46,060 --> 01:14:49,420 And we'll have plenty of time to talk on the bus ride to Branson. 1004 01:14:52,100 --> 01:14:53,480 All right, 12 o 'clock. 1005 01:14:54,480 --> 01:14:55,480 Don't be late. 1006 01:14:58,340 --> 01:14:59,420 Me, late? 1007 01:15:00,340 --> 01:15:04,480 You don't have to worry about me, man. 1008 01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:08,080 I am always right on time, right? 1009 01:15:08,920 --> 01:15:09,920 Yeah, right. 1010 01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:34,280 This is the most fortuitous night for you, my friend. 1011 01:15:35,280 --> 01:15:38,020 You are my last date forever. 1012 01:15:39,560 --> 01:15:40,980 That makes it historical. 1013 01:15:41,820 --> 01:15:43,940 People have been talking about this shit for years. 1014 01:15:44,820 --> 01:15:46,000 John's last date. 1015 01:15:47,820 --> 01:15:49,160 What do you think about that? 1016 01:15:53,760 --> 01:15:55,720 How much? 1017 01:15:59,460 --> 01:16:00,460 200. 1018 01:16:03,700 --> 01:16:04,700 200. 1019 01:16:05,680 --> 01:16:11,140 Believe me, man, I am worth it. You're my last date, man. That means it's going 1020 01:16:11,140 --> 01:16:12,140 to be special. 1021 01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:18,000 So 1022 01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:24,540 what's 1023 01:16:24,540 --> 01:16:25,800 your name? 1024 01:16:30,020 --> 01:16:31,020 John. 1025 01:16:34,190 --> 01:16:36,650 Jesus, John's a goddamn everywhere tonight. 1026 01:17:03,310 --> 01:17:10,250 What happened here head my shoes 1027 01:17:34,670 --> 01:17:35,670 John Wayne? 1028 01:17:37,210 --> 01:17:42,210 Are you related to John Wayne? 1029 01:17:43,350 --> 01:17:46,150 Get out of the... 1030 01:18:22,190 --> 01:18:23,190 You met tonight. 1031 01:18:24,410 --> 01:18:29,010 Don't you mean some dude you fucked tonight? 1032 01:18:29,730 --> 01:18:31,610 Right? Right? 1033 01:19:13,110 --> 01:19:20,010 Damn What I want you 1034 01:19:20,010 --> 01:19:21,010 to dance 1035 01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:32,920 You can't dance. 1036 01:19:33,360 --> 01:19:37,460 Oh, fuck that. 1037 01:19:39,100 --> 01:19:40,800 You can't dance. 1038 01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:43,860 You're a fag. 1039 01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:46,080 Dance. 1040 01:20:00,840 --> 01:20:01,840 205. 1041 01:21:20,270 --> 01:21:22,350 I'll give you all my money. 1042 01:21:24,830 --> 01:21:27,910 Tell me, what more can I do? 1043 01:21:28,290 --> 01:21:35,210 I'll give you all my 1044 01:21:35,210 --> 01:21:36,210 money. 1045 01:21:37,770 --> 01:21:40,470 Tell me, what more can I do? 1046 01:21:43,370 --> 01:21:47,850 You're just a good little girl. 1047 01:21:51,120 --> 01:21:52,940 You just won't be true. 1048 01:21:58,900 --> 01:22:00,580 Bye -bye, baby. 1049 01:22:02,060 --> 01:22:05,260 Baby, bye -bye. Bye -bye. 1050 01:22:08,620 --> 01:22:11,840 Ooh, bye -bye, baby. 1051 01:22:12,860 --> 01:22:15,940 Baby, bye -bye. Bye -bye. 1052 01:23:07,600 --> 01:23:08,600 It's the baby. 1053 01:24:13,230 --> 01:24:14,330 I'm not faggot. 1054 01:24:16,130 --> 01:24:19,190 Neither am I. No. 1055 01:24:20,130 --> 01:24:21,850 I'm not, not a faggot. 1056 01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:10,000 Hey, have you seen John? 1057 01:25:10,280 --> 01:25:11,280 Who's John? 1058 01:25:13,220 --> 01:25:14,220 Never mind. 1059 01:25:59,360 --> 01:26:02,980 Hey, uh, have you seen somebody named John? What? 1060 01:26:03,820 --> 01:26:09,280 This guy named John, he's got a teardrop tattoo right here and blonde hair. He's 1061 01:26:09,280 --> 01:26:10,280 in there. 1062 01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:12,400 He's in here? 1063 01:26:12,980 --> 01:26:13,980 He's in there. 1064 01:26:15,360 --> 01:26:16,360 Upstairs. 1065 01:27:49,920 --> 01:27:50,920 Don't leave me. 1066 01:27:56,540 --> 01:27:57,680 Don't leave me, John. 1067 01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:14,620 I took your money, John. 1068 01:28:16,580 --> 01:28:17,880 I took your shoes. 1069 01:28:20,270 --> 01:28:21,950 I didn't want you to get killed. 1070 01:28:25,350 --> 01:28:27,330 I didn't want Jimmy to kill you. 1071 01:28:41,990 --> 01:28:43,850 Why did you take that date, John? 1072 01:28:44,870 --> 01:28:46,570 I told you not to take it. 1073 01:28:53,320 --> 01:28:54,740 What am I going to do now, John? 1074 01:30:41,440 --> 01:30:46,600 The world treats me mean too 1075 01:30:46,600 --> 01:30:53,500 But that's how things is 1076 01:30:53,500 --> 01:31:00,380 Down here I 1077 01:31:00,380 --> 01:31:04,300 didn't know it was 1078 01:31:16,720 --> 01:31:19,760 Sweet little Jesus boy. 1079 01:31:22,660 --> 01:31:27,400 Your maid was born when a man died. 1080 01:31:30,540 --> 01:31:34,920 Sweet little holy child. 1081 01:31:38,040 --> 01:31:39,880 I didn't know. 1082 01:31:46,160 --> 01:31:50,060 Like I said in the beginning, my story ends with John's shoes. 1083 01:31:51,280 --> 01:31:54,060 From now on, his lucky sneaks are with me. 1084 01:31:54,700 --> 01:31:55,700 Forever.